March Newbie Contest Challenge

So At The Urging Of The Grumpy Lepruchaun, The "Newbie Contest Challenge!!"  Will Be Open For March

Your Mission As Newbie, Should You Choose To Accept It —



Is To Make This Guy Laugh Or Cry!

How You Ask?

First Step Go To —

FORUM

Newbie Contest Challenge!!  (13+) Contest Open To Newbie's Only. #2219272 by Richard ~ Merry, Merry

And Find This Prompt

March 2021 PROMPT

Limericks! — Make Me Laugh, Make Me Cry!

While Limericks are frequently "rude" please be sure to not exceed the 13+ Guidelines!!

From Wikipedia;  

"A limerick (/ˈlɪmərɪk/) is a form of verse, usually humorous and frequently rude, in five-line, predominantly anapestic trimeter with a strict rhyme scheme of AABBA, in which the (longer) first, second and fifth line rhyme, while the third and fourth lines are shorter and share a different rhyme. The following example is a limerick of unknown origin:

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

Then Write Five Lines Of Poetry AABBA, With A Lilting, Sing-Song Quality That Fits The Bill!

Best News Of All?

In March Every Entry Gets 5,000 Gift Points Just For Entering