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Just a fun little ditty I threw together one night about sex and lots of other stuff. |
I’ll be day And you be night You’re a sight In that dress so tight When we get it right I will bite Your shoulder and neck Make you so wet Like dynamite We'll take flight High as a kite In the pale moonlight Way up in space Face to face Sweet embrace Second base Such delicate lace The lightest touch But not too much Too much for me 1-2-3 Minutes is fast First comes last I'll be back in the saddle Up the creek without a paddle But it's OK Next time all-day Bit off more than I can chew Better talker than a screw My point of view Long overdue Like my debut Me and you Rendezvous Sex guru You'll come to I'll be back Get you in the sack Balls will be black And blue from you It's taboo She knows Kung-fu And Jujitsu It's my thing too Into action, I will spring Fighting in the ring No bee sting Anywhere anything To the table, I will bring A sexy song I will sing Buy you some bling Ring-a-ding-ding Just married drive away Tin can melee Consummate all-day And into the night Until first light Kiss kiss the bride Together till we died When we die we'll be dead Dead together in bed With a smile on our faces Few teeth, but no braces Buried in the same places All we leave behind are traces Just our basic elements Such strange developments Becoming gas and sediments The end...literally |