Cinema's worst serial killers descend on the cast of Friends. Daily Poem contest entry. |
COLD OPEN Pennywise, Michael Myers, Jason, Leatherface, and Freddy Krueger all hanging out at the Central Perk comparing notes on methods of mayhem each with their own grisly style of fieldwork Gunther asks if they need a refill and ends up lobotomized by a drill OPENING TITLES, THEME SONG So no one told you life was gonna end this way You’re about to croak, as you choke Your consciousness slips away It's like you're stuck in perpetual fear When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month Or even your year I'll be there to kill you (With a persistence you can’t ignore) I'll be there to kill you (Like I've tried so many times before) I'll be there to kill you ('Cause it’s just what I do) You're still in bed afraid And you think I’m at the gate You've already pissed yourself Waiting for me to lacerate Your mother warned you there'd be days like these But she didn't tell you when the world has brought You down to your knees I'll be there to kill you (With a persistence you can’t ignore) I'll be there to kill you (Like I've tried so many times before) I'll be there to kill you ('Cause it’s just what I do) SHOW OPEN Michael and Jason, blade buddy roommates with Penny and Freddy across the hall Leatherface often joins to hang before prowling the city streets after nightfall “oh. my. god.” discordant Janice finally deadened with a gas-powered chainsaw antidote Estelle’s last commercial casting call cut short by a machete to the throat Carol and Susan couldn’t avoid an encounter with the nightmare murder scripter while Ugly Naked Guy had to gruesomely add “disemboweled by a cleaver” to his overlong descriptor Paolo's time on this Earth was ended by a deadly threesome with Jason and Monsieur Myers even as reclusive Mr. Heckles succumbed to a demonic clown with a pair of pliers they came from near and far to murder, rape, and pillage these five unholy souls united to descend on Greenwich Village END OF SHOW. -------------------- Line Count: 55 Form: Story Poem / Narrative Poetry Written for: "The Daily Poem" Prompt: image prompt (see above) |