Crazies

“Explain it to me one more time.”

“Are you like sure? I mean like… I don’t mean to be mean. I mean. Ha! that didn’t like come out right. I mean, you know what I mean.”

“What the hell are you talking about.”

“Ok like I. But like just once more. I like programmed her to speak. And she like convinced my roommate to like take her to Italy.”

“The sex doll.”

“Molly.”

“Molly. Was programmed to speak and seduced your roommate into flying it to Italy. And you, want to press charges against it? Against the doll?”

“Molly.”

“Well, you can’t.”

“Well then. Like fine, like real fine, like what am I paying taxes for.”

“The crazies in this town are getting crazier every day.”

“Look sarge. Look at that, ooh la la. You think that’s Molly?”

“I thought she was a doll.”

“That’s no doll, that’s a smoke show. A ten if there ever was one.”

“Ok relax.”

“Like Come inside. Like now.”

“Haha, alright. I will. But promise to make it up to me.”

“Ok like I promise.”

“Excuse me. Is this the young lady you wish to press charges against?”

“No. Like no. Please leave. Thank you.”

“Are you a doll?”

“Please unhand me, you powerful man.”

“Oh sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“You didn’t hurt me. Would you like to?”

“Um, yes, I mean no! Of course not!”

“Let’s like go home Molly.”

“Alright, let’s go lover boy.”

“This town is getting too much for me. It’s playing with my mind.”

“Did her arm feel like real skin or was it like plastic?”

“I don’t even know. Let’s get the hell out of here.”

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