Aunty Sue's Stews

Poor Aunty Sue,
Tried to make a stew,
For her young nephew
But she put in too much poo


It made her nephew spew
And his spew messed her loo
So she hit him with a shoe
The boy made a hullabaloo.

Poor Aunty Sue
Made another stew with glue
When the nephew ate the stew
He started turning blue


To her house the witchdoctor flew
And was met by Aunty Sue
And her nephew with skin so blue
And marks from his Aunt’s shoe

They showed him two pots of stew
One with poo the other glue
And asked him what to do
About her blue skinned nephew

Magic rid the nephew’s blue
And welts from her shoe
And poo and spew from the loo
And disappeared all the stew

He told poor Aunty Sue
If you want to make a stew
Best you use a Kangaroo
And then no one will spew.