Saving Mister Trump from Nancy Pelosi

Donald Trump (despondent):

Who art thou, who intrudes on my sad hour?

AGCondor:

I am your rescuer, Sir, a mighty exorcist.

DT (suddenly brightened):

Ah, you’re my man. D’you know that I’m besieged
By a heinous witch, which... stop, I am perplexed
By these two witches; which is the witch I mean?

AGC:

I think the former, Sir. She sounds more heinous.

DT:

Well, I go on. D’you know that I’m besieged
By a heinous witch, which drinks my blood and eats
My marrow and as if not satisfied
With these misdeeds tries foully to impeach me?

AGC:

Of course, I do. I follow you on Twitter.

DT:

It tells a lot of you. Now, what’s your plan?

AGC:

It’s simple, Sir. Let’s draw a magic circle

(Mister Trump, guided by AGCondor, draws a magic circle)

Well done, well done. I see an expert hand.

DT (proudly):

Yes, magic circles are my style of ruling.

AGC:

And now, my Sire, please, occupy the centre.

DT:

The centre is my favorite position
And gladly I embrace this proposition.

AGC:

Now, Sir, enchant, repeating after me:
Nancy, witch of many charms,
Hag, which withers, hag, which harms,
Hear my spells, craftily sent,
Don’t harass your President!

Both together, sternly:

Don’t harass your President!

DT:

I feel a great relief. Now what’s the prize
For your good labours which is sought by you?

AGC:

The post of Great Magician Presidential.
To be the third one after Mike Pompeo.

DT:

Who is the first one?

AGC (firmly):

You, of course, my Sire!

DT:

It’s said with wisdom. Well, you have the post.