Bernadette Vs Rabbit Hole!

Three weeks after getting herself stuck in a hole in a tree trunk in her back garden, Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz was driving home one afternoon after a long and stressful but still successful day of shopping when she decided to stop, stretch her legs and finish off her chocolate fudge muffin.

The curvaceous glasses wearing young blond, who had been cutting down on the biscuits and sweets but felt that she deserved a treat after a long and busy day and was wearing her newly bought short knee length pink dress with white polka dots that stopped just above her knees, black tights and a red short sleeved cardigan and a denim jacket over the top of it over the top of it.

Bernadette began texting her husband Howard that she would be home soon when she suddenly spotted a rabbit and put her phone in her jacket pocket before going over to pet it but accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her phone flew out of her jacket pocket and was picked up by the rabbit, who hopped into it's rather small nearby rabbit hole.

The young woman cursed her clumsiness then quickly ran over to the rabbit hole and stuck her hands inside the hole but unfortunately, her phone was just slightly out of her reach as she twice unsuccessfully tried asking the rabbit nicely to return it to her.

Bernadette said, "I knew I should have bought some carrots today, this is certainly going to be an extremely tight squeeze but I really need my phone," as she tried to put her concerns about possibly getting herself stuck again to the back of her mind as she knew that she had definitely lost a bit of weight since her tree trunk incident.

She then placed her bag beside the hole and stuck her head inside and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving passers-by an absolutely stunning view of her lower half.

The young blond quickly found the rabbit, who dropped her phone then winked at her before hopping away as she quickly put her phone in her jacket pocket after making sure that it wasn't broken then found a light blue rose, grabbed it and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I really hope no one sees me like this, especially not Howie or Penny."

Bernadette then tried to back of the rabbit hole but was extremely shocked to discover that she was unable, her eyes growing after unsuccessfully trying twice to back out.

The young woman said, "You have got to be kidding me, why did I stick my entire top half in here after eating that muffin," as she placed her hands against the hole and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the hole just simply refused to release its grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Bernadette said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid hole, I can't possibly be stuck again," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her right foot against the hole for more leverage but still she just simply wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck once again.

The young blond said, "Oh, it's just no use, I can't believe I've actually gotten myself stuck again," as she then tried to call Howard and best friend Penny but her phone got no reception.

She then quickly called out, "Help, could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help," but no one except a schoolgirl who chose to ignore her heard her voice as she then decided to browse through her Twitter and YouTube before suddenly feeling a cool breeze blowing against her dress and began hoping that it didn't blow up and show her underwear through her tights.

Bernadette spent another fifteen minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and watching some cat videos when she suddenly felt the rabbit sniffing her backside and said, "I'm really sorry for blocking your hole with my big butt, Mr rabbit but I'm stuck and just won't budge," as it then grabbed onto the seat of her dress and began to pull.

The young blond said, "Hey, stop pulling at my dress like that, you naughty rabbit, I literally just bought it last week," as she began wiggling her rear end but still the rabbit continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Bernadette's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the rabbit had pulled off the seat of her dress and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by red panties with tiny ponies on them for all the world to see.

The young woman said, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these panties today, I need to stop getting stuck because it's ruining all my newly bought dresses but at least, this day can't possibly get any worse," as the schoolgirl then suddenly returned and drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture and quickly ran off again as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

Bernadette said, "Me and my big mouth, I hope I'm not stuck here for weeks like Winnie the Pooh," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

The young blond had now been stuck in the rabbit hole for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever, why won't I budge," as she then unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again before suddenly hearing laughter coming from behind her.

She then heard a voice say, "Bernie, is that actually you stuck in there, why is there a hole in your dress and tights," as she quickly realised that it belonged to her extremely concerned and confused husband.

The absolutely humiliated Bernadette explained the entire situation before asking for help as Howard said, "Oh my god, you poor thing, don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as he then grabbed onto her hips and pulled and pulled with all his strength.

"OW, Ouch, OW, Howie, that really hurts, please stop pulling on me like that because I don't think it's going to work, OW," said the young woman as her husband suddenly lost his grip and tumbled onto the grass.

"Oh, it's just no use, Bernie, you won't budge and have certainly wedged yourself in there tight, I'm really sorry I hurt you, I guess I don't know my own strength, I know it will be extremely embarrassing for you but I think we should definitely call the others for help because right now, you're going absolutely nowhere anytime soon," said the young man.

He then called the two's friends Leonard, Penny, Sheldon and Amy after Bernadette reluctantly agreed to after realising that they didn't have any other options.

Everyone quickly burst into laughter when they saw the young blond's barely-covered backside sticking out of the hole as Howard said, "I tried to pull her out but she just wouldn't budge, I don't know how we're going to get her out of there."

Sheldon then suggested that everyone form a chain behind Bernadette and pull her out but said it would also probably really hurt her.

Bernadette said, "That's an absolutely wonderful idea, Sheldon and I don't care if it hurts, I just want to get out of this stupid rabbit hole, could everyone please start pulling," as her husband grabbed onto her hips while Leonard pulled Howard's waist, Penny pulled her husband's belt while Sheldon pulled Penny's legs and Amy pulled Sheldon's waist.

The young man said, "All right everyone, Pull," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength on his wife.

The poor young woman said, "OW, Ouch, OW, oh my god, that really hurts, I think I'm being yanked in half," as the rabbit began pulling at the front of her dress while the bird began pulling at the hem of Amy's grey pencil skirt.

Howard said, "Come on everyone, we can't give up, put your backs into it and keep pulling," as he leaned back and pulled his feet against the rabbit hole for more leverage while Penny helped that Sheldon wouldn't accidentally pull down her jeans and expose her underwear.

Poor Bernadette was streched to her absolute limit as the epic tug of war suddenly ended when she loudly sneezed after sniffing the red rose as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

The young blond was pulled from the rabbit hole at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the bird looked on after quickly letting go of Amy's skirt.

Bernadette said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free," as she hugged and kissed her husband before hugging her friends and helping them back to their feet before thanking everyone including the bird, who winked at her before flying away for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, I needed some exercise this week anyway, nice panties by the way, especially the ponies and the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Penny.

The young woman then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her black denim jacket to cover up the hole in her dress and tights before everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.

Bernadette then took her husband and friends for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her and always made to watch where she was going when trying to pet cute animals in future.

The End.