A Yearning So Profound

A myriad of blips
On the ridiculous radar,
As freshmen vent these
Unsubstantial claims.

Their inventions surge
Toward epic status,
As chaos ensues.

And we mirror the hate
Of these inherently loony,
Dedicated fools

Whose nightmarish values
Know little variance

And whose disrespect
Warrants restraint. 

And we are left to bait
Their watchful ire

Fishing with a license known only
To them

Critics of this sincerest age
Of modest declarations.