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Hello Friend-o. I am Laurie Razor, amateur writer extraordinaire! Enough with the pleasantries though, why don't we get down to the nitty-gritty about why you are here. I don't really know what I am going to post here, but I hope that you like it. That's what I'm all about, people pleasing. Some people say that I try to please people too much but you know, what do they know? I am just a normal human male who definitely can't read minds, doing normal human male things which doesn't include reading minds. All in all, I'm just a person with absolutely no psychic abilities whatsoever. Just a normal writer person. Definitely not from another planet or dimension with amazing, extraordinary, superhuman powers. Just another average human male person. Here I am raving again. Sorry if I have bored you. Actually I'm not sorry, maybe that's exactly what I was going for. Maybe but not really. You know I am awesome or maybe you will, who knows? Again, I am not a psychically gifted extraterrestrial being bent on global domination through artistic means, I can't stress enough how human I am. That's all that I really wanted to say. Happy reading fellow humans. |