Something Touched Me!

“Okay, tell me again why this is a good idea?”

“Because it’ll be fun. It doesn't look like anyone’s been in this old house in years. I like old houses. Some carry the spirits of those who’ve occupied it.”

“Ghosts? You’re expecting ghosts? I’m not much into that.”

“C’mon, Shelly, you’ll love it. It’s just like The Fun House at the fair.”

“I never liked that. I don’t really like being scared.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll protect you with...”

“GAAAHHH!”

“Jesus, let go, you’re choking me! Don’t jump at me like that, you scared the crap out of me. What’s Wrong?”

“God, Jason, scared the crap out of You! Why’s it always all about You! ... SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED ME!”

“Okay! Okay! It’s okay. Nothings here. Nothing’s even close! Must have been a breeze.”

“A BREEZE! Sometimes, Jason, you really piss me off. Don’t you think I know when my ass gets GRABBED We’re in a closed room; it was Not a breeze; I want to go Now!”

“Right now? We just got here.”

“Yeah, and my ass just got pinched by a ghost, Right Now. I want to go! Right Now!”

“Okay, give me a second to...”

“Hello! Sorry I scared you, but I couldn’t help myself. It’s not often young women with a beautiful derrière show up in my house.”

“Jason, if you don’t get me out of here NOW you’ll be joining your friendly ghost.”

“Uuhhh, yeah, Shelly, Uhh, there’s the door, lets get gone!”

“Wait! Wait, I’m not going to hurt you! I’m lonely, I just want to talk.

Damn it, I have to stop that, but what else did I expect, I just gave her butt a big squeeze.

Grabbing Janis’s butt at the picnic was why her boyfriend shot me.

Idiot!”