Amazing Ken

(If you really must, you can sing this to the tune of Amazing Grace )



Amazing Ken

Amazing Ken, how kind the man
who teaches folks to write.
He's like our website's handyman
who helps us get it right.

If you've a poem needs review
then Ken's the man that can.
He'll demonstrate a trick or two
to make it spick and span.

Short stories are his special skill.
He'll help you write your own
with heroes giving fans a thrill
and girls men want to…phone.

But humor's what he's famous for;
he makes the ladies laugh
and leaves them rolling on the floor
with every paragraph.

Yes, even hopeless Donald Trump
could get some help from Ken.
Although he'd likely get a thump;
it's just a question when.




20 lines in common measure (the most common meter for popular hymns like Amazing Grace)

Written for 🌖 HuntersMoon and

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