Nova Fabula Communist Manifesto VERSE 3

NOVA FABULA COMMUNIST MANIFESTO VERS 3

THE_RAMEN_SHAMAN

CHAPTER 1: WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AN OTAKU DEGENERATE WEEB
ARIKAWA ARISU PONDERED A QUESTION LIKE THIS MORE THAN ANY OTHER ENTITY IN EXISTANCE TO FIGURE OUT THIS QUESTION SHE HAD TO INTERROGATE THE NOTORIOUS WEEB GOE JRANT, ONCE SHE HAD COLLECTED THE SOULS OF EVERY WEEB, SHE COULD MAKE CONTACT WITH THE GUARDIAN, CUPID, AND ACCESS THE GAYTES TO OTHER PLAINS OF REALITY.
CHAPTER 2: GOE JRANT'S REVELATION PSALM 2:3
ARIKAWA ARISU BLASTED THROUGH THE DOOR OF GOE JRANT'S 1 ROOM APARTMENT. SHE HELD HER BLESSED MASAMUNE TO HIS THROAT. HE USED HIS MARTIAL ART SKILLS TO DISARM HER AND SHOUTED AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE "PREORDER THE DARK ANGEL, ONLY 24.99 CANADAS USD."
ARIKAWA LOOKED AT HIM CONFUSED, SHE SUCKED THE SOUL OUT OF HIS FLESH, NOW SHE CAN DETECT ANY WEEBS WITHIN A 10 MILE RADIUS. SHE HEARD SOMETHING. GOE JRANT WAS STILL ALIVE. HE SHOUTED "I AM DEATH, I AM DARKNESS, I AM PAIN, ARIKAWA, I AM YOUR FATHER." SHE PROCLAIMED "THAT'S BULLSHIT, I KILLED MY FATHER YESTERDAY. HE WQAS AN ABUSIVE DRUNK." BUT IT WAS JUST A DISTRACTION GOE JRANT LEAPED 10 FEET IN THE AIR, WITH ELEGNACE AND GRACE. HE LANDED ON HIS HEAD AND BROKEHIS NECK. "KILLME" HE BEGGED. "NO" SHE TURNED AWAY, BEFORE DEPARTING. LEAVING THE BROKEN GOE JRANT TO SUFFER, BUT WAS HE REALLY DEAD.
CHAPTER 3: 998 WEEBS. 1 SLIGHTLY DULLED SWORD
2 MONTHS AGO ARIKAWA SAT NEXT TO HER SISTER (NON-INCESTUAL, UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO BE, PIG) ARIKAWA AYANO, THEIR FATHER WATCHED THEM HAND IN PANTS (NON SEXUALLY, HE WAS JUST UNCOMFERTABLE) THEY PRAYED TO THE G O D OF TRASH, SAGIRI, SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE A GIANT ENEMY CRAB WITH MANY QUARRELS ASCENDED OUT OF TOKYO BAY AND HEADED FOR TOKYO METROPOLIS.
MEANWHILE AT THE MINISTRY OF DEFENCE HEADQUATRES
SECRETARY OFDEFENCE NATHAN FAKE BOY DRAKE: "JSDF OFFENSIVE VECHILES AREHEADING TO THE AREA OF THE CREATURE'S PRESENCE, BIOLOGISTS FROM TOKYO UNIVERSITY HAVE DETERMINTED IT IS INDEED A GIANT ENEMY CRAB"
CUT TO SHINJUKU WARD
JSDF CHOPPERS SHOOT AT THE IMVADER WITH 50MM BULLETS
CUT TO MINISTRY OF DEFENCE HQ
NATHAN FAKE BOY DRAKE: "THE BULLETS HAVE NO EFFECT. SWITCH TO HOMING MISSILES. "
CUT TO SHINJUKU WARD
THE CHOPPER POWERED UP IT'S POWERFUL TITANIUM VAMPIRE PROOF STAINLESS STEEL TUNGSTEN ALLOY ROCKETS AT THE DISGUSTING CREATURE. THE ROCKETS ARE DEFLECTED.
CUT TO MINISTRY OF DEFENCE HQ
HATHAN FAKE BOY DRAKE: "IMPOSSIBLE, IT MUST HAVE AN ABSOLUTE AREA FIELD"
TYLERO. JAKE: "IMPOSSIBLE, IT MUST BE AN ARCHANGEL FROM GOR JRANT'S NOVEL."
CUT TO SHINJUKU WARD
THE CHOPPER WAS COMPRIMISED AND WAS SPIRALING INTO AN INTER-DIMENSIONAL PORTAL, THEY MANAGED TO PULL UP BUT A BLACK HAND GRABBED THEM , IT WAS MC RIDE.
CUT TO HELL
PRIME MINISTER ABE:"WE MUST LAUNCH MANKIND'S ULTIMATE WEAPON, THE NEGATIVATOR. I GIVE ALL OFMY AUTHORITY TO BRADLEY BUT ALSO NATHAN, THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON"
NATHAN BUT ALSO BRADLEY: "WE MUST SUMMON THE DEMON, STANAIA AND ALSO ENDLESS JESS"
CUT TO SHINJUKU
HATHAN FAKE BOY DRAKE: I AM VERY UNENTHUSED ABOUT HELL'S VERY DESTRUCTIVE PLANS, I CAN FEEL MY LIBIDO LEVELS RISING
MABE: ALSO I'MIN HELL BECAUSE OF MY BAD VIEWS NREGARDINBG MINORITES
PEWDIEPIE: YARE, YARE DAZE
CHAPTER 6: ONCE A THIEF ALWAYS A SASUKE
SCHLUTTENWAFT HEADQUARTERS
COMMANDER ARIKAWA: IT'S BEEN 33 YEARS
KITANO TAKESHI: THE DEVIL MUST REST
JOTARO: Y'ALL NIBBAS BE TRIPPIN
KITANO TAKESHI: URUSEWI BAKA YARO
JOSUKE: PASS ME MY FAT 32 WE BOUT TO GET DOWN
COMMANDER ARAKAWA: EXACTLY, THE CUIRSED CHILD, ARAKAWA ARISU, MUST BECOME THE PILOT
KITANO TAKESHI: BUT CAN ACHILD BEAR THE SINS OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS
GOD: I FEAR NOT, HOWEVER, GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES JOE GRANT (GOE JRANT'S TWIN) MUST BE RELEASED
CUT TO ARAKAWA ARISU'S RESIDENCE
KITANO TAKESHI: AYY,PILOT THIS MACHINE FOR US.
ARAKAWA ARISU: NO, I MUST PROTECT MY NEE-CHAN
KITANO TAKESHI SLAPS HER AND SAYS: URUSEI BAKA YARO
ARAKAWA ARISU: YES
CUT TO DOO DOO HQ
GOJIRA: RAWR XD
GOJIRA WAS KILLED INSTANTLY BY THWE GIANT ENEMY CRAB
ARAKAWA ARISUY: I HAVEN'T SEEN MY KACHAN IN 5 YEARS
KITANO TAKESHI: I DON'T CARE, YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PROTAGONISDT
USING THE DRAGON BALLS SOOH-KEE WISHED FOR SEVERAL JOE GRANTS
COMMANDER ARIKAWA: YOU'RE FAILURE PILOT ENDLESSJESS
ARAKAWA ARISU CRIES
KITANO TAKESHI HUGSA HERAND GIVWES HERWORDS OF COMFORT
BOOGIE2988 STANDS UP BREATHING HEAVILY: I WILL HELP, DUE TO MY WEIGHT I CAN HOLD DOWN THE ENEMY.
ARAKAWA ARISU GETS INDSIDE ENDLESS JESS AND IS INSTANTLY DISGUSTED
AYANO: AREKAWI PLEASE DON'T DIE
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SHINJI IKARI: AHHHHH
AHHH




COMMANDER ARIKAWA: IS DEAD IN JAPANESE

















JOE GRANT: NANNIII
ARAKAWA ARISU: YOU KNOW ME *DOES THE KEG THING*(
JACOB MIKOKU: DON'T STEAL MY THING, PREPARE TO DIE
ARAKAWA ARISU ATTEMPTS TO COMBAT THE IMMORTAL GOD JACOB MIKOKU. HOWEVER, JACOB PULLED A SWORD OUT OF HIS ASS AND SHANKED HER MANY TIMES. ARAKAWA ARISU BLEEDS TO FEATH SILENTLY
ARAKAWA ARISU: DARKMITHER PLEASE ASSIST ME
KIM IL SUN G RISES FROM THE HEAVENS AND REVIVES ARAKAWA ARIUS.
KIM IL SUNG: MY BASTARD CHILD, I AM YOUR FATHER AS YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO REVIVE YOU BUT IN ORDER TO PRESERVE MY INFERIOR DESCENDANT, I MUST.
KIM TAKES OUT HIS FINGER AND SHOVES IT IN HER MOUTH, FEEDING HER NANOMACHINES THAT WOULD REPAIR HER HEART.
JACOB MIKOKU'S UNDERBOSSES, KOJIMA HIDEO AND MR.THE ROCK GAULLER, COME TO BEAT UP ARAKAWA ARISU.
JACOB MIKOKU: I WANTR THE REAL GAULLER, THIS ONE'S HEAD ISN'T SHINY ENOUGH.
JACOB FLIES INTO A PORTAL LEADING TO THE 10TH DIMENSION OF NEO TORONTO
ARIKAWA PICKS UP HER ENDLESS JESS FROM CINDY'S GARAGE. ENDLESS JESS VOMITS BULLSHIT ALL OVER THE UNDERBOSSES AND ATRTS TO FREESTYLE#:
YO YO YO SUP IN THE HOOD
IM ENDLESS JESS, I HAVE HARD WOOD
THE UNDERBOSSES IMMEDIATELY COMMIT SELF IMMOLATION, EXCEPT KOJIMA WHO CRIED TEARS OF JOY, THANKS FOR THE IDEA, I'LL USE IT IN DEATH STRANDING 3: SAMURAI COP.
ARAKAWA ARISU: HOW COULD I LET THEM GET AWAY,I REALLY AM A FAILURE
CHAPTER VERSUS 13: HEDGEHOG@s DILEMMA
SONIC: WOAH I SURE COULD GO FOR SOME STEROIDS, AND THEN KISS SHADOW'S SOFT LIPS
TSUZUKU
Fly Me To The Moon Lyrics



Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a, Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby, kiss me

Fill my heart with song
And let me sing for ever more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you

Fill my heart with song
Let me sing for ever more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, in other words
I love you
PREVIEW
I LOVE GAY,, THE CURSED CHILD ARAKAWA ARISU STILL HASN'T FOUND MEANING, MEANWHILE THE GIANT ENEMY CRAB ADVANCES TOWARDS THE GOVERNMENT OF JAPAN. NEXT TIME,SERVICE,SERVICE.