Distractions

Wow! I am actually going to write something, but then there is still enough light outside to do a little more yard work. Hmmm...., be right back.

It was almost unimaginable. There, under a pile of leaves with only its little white dome above the decomposed soil, lay a Titleist. Not being an enthusiast, it isn't something I expected to find in my yard, so I was kind of wondering, "What are the chances of this?" Of course, there are probably at least one hundred and one possibilities, some more farfetched than others, that would make such a discovery well within the realm of probable coincidence. I remember that from Logic 101.

For my first brief discourse, I thought it might be wise to write about something that I am infinitely familiar with. No doubt, it would be a hoot write about this puffy-lipped maid in San Miguel that I longed to get intimately familiar with, but then, it didn't happen. Then, too, it would be nice not to have my first presentation's audience be limited by a rating.

So...., let me get back to my topic....er......., wait a moment! I have yet to introduce it. How embarrassing is that? Well, as I promised, I will write about something I know about. My therapist calls it ADD.