Crude-olph the foul mouth reindeer

Crude-Olph the foul mouth reindeer, had a very foul mouth, and if you ever heard it, you would even say it blows

All of the other reindeer used to frown and call him lame, they wouldn't let poor Crude-Olph feel anything but shame

Then one smoggy Christmas eve Santa came to say, Crude-Olph with your mouth so foul, won't you tell off my Sled Deer tonight

Oh how Crude-Olph cursed them, as he shouted profanity, he let them really have it, it will go down in histoooooooooryyyy!!!