We are the FDA

We are the FDA!
We don't care what you say!
Working with poison's part of the job anyway.
We are the FDA!

Tested RFID on rats and mice,
Microchips the size of grains of rice.
They received some nasty tumors,
Radioactive forms of cancers.

Dr. Strange! Hey, Dr. Strange!
Oh, Dr. Strange! Hey Dr. Strange!
Leading cancer specialists
Are concerned about this!

"Don't worry about them. It's fine.
Pets are getting microchipped all the time.
Many without incident.
Approve the chips. Approve the chips!"

Okay!
We'll do what you say!
Approved...
Ready for human use!

We are the FDA!
Working everyday!
We experiment anything, despite what experts say.
We are the FDA!

Made an artificial sweetener,
Called Aspartame.
Loaded with side effects,
It's what others claim.
Over sugary foods,
A healthy alternative!
Yes indeed, we made sure!
We're positive!

Dr. Strange! Hey, Dr. Strange!
Oh, Dr. Strange! Hey Dr. Strange!
There are reports of bad reactions!
Got any ideas for solutions?

"Continue as you please.
The side effects must be allergies.
That gives us motivation,
To make some medication. Medication!"

Okay!
If that's what you say!
We'll dedicate...
To medicate!

'Cause we're the FDA!

We are the FDA!
Receiving lots of pay!
Producing all sorts of GMOs today.
We are the FDA!

Don't you complain to us!
This is for your own good!
Other government agencies,
Say you've misunderstood!

We're not allowed to tell you
About Monsanto.
We make the vaccines
By what we know!

So, we've made some mistakes.
Yeah, we're far from perfect!
But why must you worry?

We exist for your benefit!
We exist for your benefit!
We exist for your benefit!
We exist for your benefit!

Rest assured, we know what is safe!