Twisted Taunting Minds

September 7 Prompt: ▼

Last Birthday Prompt

Prompt for: Sept 7, 2015 (Ren)
Subject or Theme: After Party Clean-Up (Oy, the mess!) Yes, even online, people know how to party and you need to clean it up before the Internet cops condemn WDC!
Word(s) to Include: record, exile, doll, banter, at least one WDC member (by user name: type this Ren the Klutz! to get this: Ren~Birthday Cup Taskmaster! ) (or any derivatives of these words)
Forbidden Word(s): disgust, mess, trash, garbage, odor, foul, stench, broke, sick, dance, night, day (or any derivatives of these words)
Additional Parameters: At least 24 lines of (hopefully) humor or satire.
Remember, do not use forbidden words ANYWHERE, including title or the brief description.

Twisted Taunting Minds

And so the time has come
We raise our glasses to cheer
Ren the Klutz! and Fyn-elf
For all their hard work
And twisted prompts
Pulling words from exile
And recording them
As words to include;
All the while forbidding words
Which would make sense.
These two and their banter
Sit and snicker at us
As we twist and confine ourselves
Within the parameters.
They sip their tea
With their dolls at hand,
Laughing all the way,
But now it’s time
To put away the birthday platters
Tidy away the debris
And consider what is next.
We wait with baited breath,
Hoping it will become easier,
But knowing,
Their taunting minds
Will send us on our way...
Into a poetic frenzy
That will cause us both
Enjoyment and despair.

29 lines of (hopefully) humor or satire.