How To Spot A Communist Liberal - Part 1

         Recently I had a conversation with a friend who happens to be a liberal. For some time I've tried to convince him to see the error of his ways. But he stubbornly clings to the illusion that liberals are the good guys and that conservatives are the bad guys.

         The following are ten ways you can spot a communist liberal among your friends.

         1) They believe in their own facts.

         2) They deny the existence of a communist liberal media.

         3) They voted for Obummer.

         4) They refer to Ann Coulter as Ann Coultergeist

         5) They think Bill O'Reilly is a moron.

         6) They deny that America is a Christian nation.

         7) They think Rush Limbaugh is a fat 'tard.

         8) They think Sarah Palin is an idiot.

         9) They don't believe all Muslims are terrorists.

And last , but certainly not the least - this really should be number one -

         10) They believe that Barack Obama is intelligent.


         If your friends subscribe to any of the above , then they are Godless communist liberals , and should seek immediate help.