THE LETTER 'Q' COMPLAINS OF THE LOVELESS MARRIAGE |
I NEED A DIVORCE FROM U Must U always be glued right next to me? A Queen like me should have her privacy. I'm a 'Q', and I need my space of course So I'm letting U know, I need a divorce! Which quack invented this situation? If I start, U always follow, in punctuation! It's 'Unfair'!... U can get to start that word Without 'n' always wanting to be heard I flipped over, and tried to live alone on a pier. The restraining order clearly said: 'stay clear'. But stalker genes seemed, to be in your DNA As U renamed the whole marina a 'quay'. My Grammar offered to pay my sin tax, For this union not to remain intacts. She thinks its my tail that you find so exotic I say you're adhesive and somewhat Quixotic Quick, can someone douse your blind obsession U disgust me, I can't lie, It's my true confession Cleave me away, from this quintessential burden I need a lawyer or better yet, a good surgeon Perhaps I should emigrate to the Middle East In Qatar, it will be easy for us to cease Getting rid of U, will be oh so much better Cause I will get to see some other letter. |