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Rated: E · Other · Comedy · #2043329
Dig this stuff, folks...
I've got a nasty, three-pack-a-day habit, and we're talking Odor Eaters!

My Dad never gave me any breaks. Once he bought me a car...it didn't have any brakes!

My folks gave me no credit for intelligence. Once they got me one of those Rubik's Cubes. Mine was green!

My dandruff was so bad I had to floss my comb!

School was rough for me. The bullies used to beat me up BEFORE class!

My bride told me she wouldn't know what to do without me. She ran-away on our wedding night to try and find out!
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