A movie soundtrack turns folks into zombies. |
Audience became zombies when movie, Hound played; movie soundtrack responsible--no serenade. For a serenade enchants with love paramount but the Hound held the audience down for the count. No, they could not get up but instead were brain slain and, as zombies, sat open-mouthed acting like pain ran the full of their countenance as spastic grooves-- they displayed wide eyes, drool and mechanical moves. What a spell from a soundtrack to zombie folks so! Far beyond Exorcist and that green throaty flow. And it did not escape ken of the movie staff, (though at first odd behavior caused many to laugh.) First an usher with flashlight in aisle did flit and unnerved narrow bones when he felt zombie spit. He went down to his knees but then scrambled in scare making haste on all fours, wetting BVD wear. As the usher made tracks, all the zombies then stirred (since the movie had ended and the soundtrack was heard.) They stood up and with mouths open wide as could be moved en masse as if they were in great agony. Cinema manager was at once notified and when he entered forth all too soon he espied zombies eyeing him down, and inside he could feel as if they demonstrated intense human zeal. Though he did what he could speaking forthright and bold, any wake up command left the zombies quite cold. They tried flashlights and foghorns to break zombie trance yet it had no effect--zombies still did advance. Thus did manager and staff of Cinema Eight entertain many ways to make drama abate. Someone even tried popcorn for zombies agape, yet the aisles remained an inhuman landscape. Bony Bill then grabbed Milk Duds behind Baby Ruth flinging them desperately for the zombies’ sweet tooth. And then low and behold, because chocolate hath charms, zombie antics were quelled which then quelled all alarms. They continue to run Hound but without soundtrack since they fear it would produce a zombie attack. Yet to make up for lost sound (and generate cash), people hear the Crypt Kicker’s old song, Monster Mash. 40 Lines Writer’s Cramp 10-26-14 |