Swamp Thing

MONSTER: Swamp Thing
COCKTAIL: Pecker Wrecker
REQUIRED FORM: Really? For god's sake, do what you will!



Swamp Thing
To The Tune Of Love Shack

If you see a can of SPAM by the side of the swamp, that says "this SPAM's for the Swamp.. Thing!" Swamp Thing yea

I'm givin' head to a monstrous swamp thing.

Chewing on his big, dingaling,
Chewing on his big dingaling...

I got some false teeth they're as sharp as some nails, and I'm givin' some head to the Swamp Thing.

I'm called Pecker Wrecker, I've wrecked about twenty, So line 'em up, and make them nice and minty!

My false teeth are the reason they call me Pecker Wrecker!
Peck wreck baby!
A peck wreck baby
Pecker, pecker wrecker!
Pecker, pecker wrecker!
(repeat two more times)

Swamp thing says
"Back off, you hag!"
But he drools
As I sna-a-a-ack

Well he sits right back in the middle of the swamp, just a bit of a snack, then I start my attack,
Bit him on the buttocks,
Bit him on the testes,
Bit him on his front parts,
Bit him on his bell-ay!

My false teeth are the reason they call me Pecker Wrecker!
Peck wreck baby!
Peck wreck baby
Peck wreck, I genuflect!
Peck wreck, I genuflect!

Chompin' and a slurpin', chewing and a grinding
Wearin' out my falsies, cuz' he's tough as a-leather

The Swamp Thing's screaming!
Yeah, the Swamp Thing's screamin'
The Swamp Thing's screaming, cause I'ma masticating, around and around and around and around!
I'm a masticatin' ain't no hesitatin' baby!
Takin' a chomp, it's hard just to get down
I'm a masticatin'
Aint no hesitatin'
Chokin' on his sack!
Chok-in' on his sack!

Give me the heimlich, I'ma choking real bad,
And I'm about to pass out!
I need a sharp thrust in my solar plexus
So hurry, and make me puke these testes!

My false teeth are the reason they call me Pecker Wrecker!
Peck wreck baby!
A peck wreck baby
Pecker, pecker wrecker!
Pecker, pecker wrecker!
(repeat two more times)

Swamp Thing says I'm a whore baby..
(choke a little longer baby)
Swamp thing says, give me more baby
(I can't breathe man)
Gag gag!
Out my mouth baby
Gag gag!
Out my mouth!
Gag gag!
Flying out baby!
Gag gag!

You're what?

ALL DONE!
(choking)

Pecker, pecker wrecker!
Pecker, pecker wrecker!
(repeat until extremely annoyed)