They Gave Me One Page In My Notepad

This page is blank, until I start the story.

The problem is, I'm not sure there is a story.

Sure, a small indistinguishable creature is curled up on the blank space of my writing plane, but that's not much to go off.

It's breathing, I guess.

I'd assume that means it has animal cells.

There's no water, so it's not a fish... and now it's drooling on my work space.

Wonderful.

I'm not sure I wanna keep this thing if it's gonna destroy what I'm trying to build here. Amazing stories take time, effort, hard work, an -- oh!

Oh wow.

That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

No, please, make it stop.

STOP UNCURLING!

YOU ARE UGLY AND NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE! THAT'S NOT--!

I have no idea what I'm looking at right now.

Picture a week old baby bird, pin feathers and all, with front legs instead of wings, and a lizard tail.

Koala ears...

Can I have a new notepad page?

I know I'm only allotted one as a free user, but seriously, it's chewing on the corners now.

It doesn't even have teeth!

It's chewing on the corners, and it has nothing to chew with!

I didn't even know this page had corners until it started dissolving them with its toothless gums!

I hope you're happy now. My page is thoroughly moist.

Look! It's even tearing in the middle.

Huh...

...that kinda looks like grass poking through...

Alright, never mind about the new page. This little lizard chicken has found a story for me, so I should be good for now. Onward fluffy wide-eyed mutant thing! The well awaits!