a story i wrote in year 7

Once upon a time there was a beautiful fireman who wore overalls and a t shirt with black boots. he listened to death metal music and cut himself like an emo (no offense) he lived in an isolated castle up on mount crumpet with his wife brenda the yoghurt.

One day fireman and brenda were surprised to find a man with crazy hair in their toilet. he told them he had been sent by Jennifer to grant them three wishes and after that to blow up all their explosive soup bowls.

The fireman and brenda weren't too happy steve (that's his name) was going to blow up the soup bowls because all they could eat was soup, so they decided they would have one wish each and the last one would be shared.

Fireman decided he would have the first wish he contemplated it for a while then said "i wish ... for a lifetime supply of black hair dye" "your wish is my command " steve farted and pooped out the hair dye.

The next wish Brenda's she said she wished to be human so the genie waved his magic toilet brush and brenda turned into a fat constipated woman on a mobility scooter.

The third wish was being dicussed when brenda said they should get her back to normal but fireman said they should get him a cape and eventually fireman wished for a cape unbeknownst to him though brenda was plotting vengeance so she went to fireman's room and crushed him under her obesity but she couldn't get up so she told the genie to help her but the genie said he didn't work for her anymore you now have five seconds to leave before your bowls explode but she was so fat she couldn't run so she died.
MORALS
1 obecity isn't funny
2 check your toilet for genies
3 don't steal peoples wishes