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I walked out of my Volkswagon Jetta and headed towards the Wells Fargo Bank. I was very nervous. I couldn't sleep all night last night because I was thinking if I was digging myself into a hole couldn't possibly get out of. But I reconsidered every time when I visualized the women flocking to my hot tub. I approached the bank teller,saying, "I would like to take out a loan for 22,500 dollars, please." She looked at me with widened eyes and replied, "Are you sure, sir? That is quite a hefty loan there. Are you sure you can pay it all off?" "I'm sure." I stated. She typed in something into the computer in front of her and said,"Okay sir, good luck!" _____________________________________ A few days past, and I heard the familiar ring of my doorbell. I nearly jumped out of my skin at the thought of my new Enterprise Hot Tub. I flung the door open, and found a man with a red weelie cart with a giant package on it. "Are you Mr… Maverick?" "Yes,sir, in the flesh and blood!" I replied. I got the biggest brow raise I have ever seen. Its even worse than that one time I did the Sprinkler in the grocery store when The Hustle came on. "Just wheel it out back." I ordered. "Sign this first, please." I got a little annoyed when he made me wait to see my Enterprise masterpiece. I vigorously signed the clipboard. "Okay, all set!" I followed him to the back. "Just set it in the corner there." I watched the man drive away. "Ooooohhhhh yeah!" I said, rubbing my hands together. |