kitten with sense of adventure, humor, fun: writers cramp contest 1/24/14 |
EDITED My kitten was stirring all through the house No one could sleep not even my pet mouse Stockings hung paws grabbed them and flung Then climbed the chimney and meow she sung Jump to the chandelier sway and swing Oh kitten please don't do this dangerous thing To catch her I knew she's too fast puff like smoke oh my what broke her antics no funny kitten joke Christmas tree she climbed swiftly and held firm Ornaments breaking tree shaking twas' my concern glitter of tinsel candlelight catches her discerning eye don't knock over the candle kitten I shouted and cried kitty changed her mind to my joy and excited glee This was short-lived kitten where in the house could you be noises in the kitchen there I flew what I wondered did she do what she did brake oh my brew could I catch her she's not through chasing this creature all this long night it will soon be bright daylight my house her playground not my delight Will I ever win this fight dining room table elegant and set these things toys is kitten tired yet through laundry room door I ran upset she must be sleeping I surely bet I search and I search no kitten found I should hurry and check the city pound no noise on chaos is she around maybe she's at the lost and found despair and sadness engulf me she's bad yet I love her I'll give all I have startled gives a scratch she's almost had now have a need for some healing salve kitten not feeling or acting like lead even though she's been watered and feed before sleep shadows me in my bed is she in danger I seriously wonder and dread through all the house I've looked to see if I can find her I want her with me exhaustion gives fitful rest unto me my kitten sleeping by me a surprise gladly I see ORIGINAL My kitten was stirring all through the house No one could sleep not even my pet mouse Stockings hung paws grabbed them and flung Then climbed the chimney and meow she sung Jump to the chandelier sway and swing Oh kitten please don't do this dangerous thing To catch her I knew she's too fast puff like smoke oh my what broke her antics no funny kitten joke Christmas tree she climbed swiftly and held firm Ornaments breaking tree shaking twas my concern glitter of tinsel candle light catches her discerning eye don't knock over the candle kitten I shouted and cried kitty changed her mind to my joy and excited glee This was short lived kitten where in the house could you be noises in kitchen then I flew what I wondered did she do what she did brake oh my brew could I catch her she's not through chasing this creature all this long night it will soon be bright daylight my house her playground not my delight Will I ever win this fight dining room table elegant and set these things toys is kitten tired yet through laundry room door I ran upset she must be sleeping I surely bet I search and I search no kitten found I should hurry and check the city pound no noises on chaos is she around maybe she's at the lost and found despair and sadness engulf me she's bad yet I love her I'll give all I have I almost caught her thought I had now have a need for some healing salve kitten not feeling or acting like lead even though she's been watered feed before sleep shadows me in my bed is she in danger I seriously wonder and dread through all the house I've looked to see if I can find her I want her with me exhaustion gives fitful rest unto me my kitten sleeping a surprise I do see lines 28 1723 characters, 328 words. Readability level: 7-8th grade student. |