A bill I had to pay ‘twas just the other day
No problem put it on my card and hey!
One hundred pounds click my balance will go down
Not too bad it’s pay day soon… I shopped and went to town
My partner got his statement through
His face began to frown
"What’s this hundred pounds I spent"
He scratched a puzzled crown
I looked in shocked amazement
And then in sheer torment
The hundred pounds I thought I’d paid
Sincerely wasn’t meant
From his account and not mine
It made his money dent
Apologies I flushed and blushed
From his card I'd spent
His blue eyes look and grinned at me
"Come here you little hustler"
He smiled and said "I’ll let you off
If you can cook my favourite tea
and let me watch the football on TV"
"Like my new dress"? I said twirling
I mannequin the floor
"It’s lovely" as he eyed the screen
"Can you just shut the door."
I smiled at him and gently purred
the sound of satisfaction
How to get a hundred pounds
with one mistook transaction
I shopped next day and asked him well
"Like my brand new shoes"?
I made a slight mistake and won …
Or did I really choose?
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