Torture (comedy sketch)

INT - FLAT

JOHN
What you doing?

ALAN
Watching snooker.

JOHN CASUALLY WALKS OVER TO THE WINDOW, STANDS ON THE LEDGE AND JUMPS.

EXT - SKYSCRAPER SIDE ON

WE SEE JOHN FALLING.

INT - FLAT

ALAN SWITCHES THE CHANNEL.

GEORGE ENTERS

GEORGE
What you doing?

ALAN
Watching darts.

GEORGE CASUALLY WALKS OVER TO THE WINDOW, STANDS ON THE LEDGE AND JUMPS.

EXT - SKYSCRAPER SIDE ON

WE SEE GEORGE FALLING.

INT - FLAT

ALAN SWITCHES THE CHANNEL.

ROBERT ENTERS

ROBERT
What you watching?

ALAN
Ahh, nothing. Just gonna grab something to eat.

ROBERT CASUALLY WALKS OVER TO THE WINDOW, STANDS ON THE LEDGE.

ALAN
What you doing!?! Awe come on. I said nothing. How can you justify jumping? That's not fair. That's shit Robert, that's really shit.

ROBERT
I've got cancer.

ALAN GETS UP ON THE LEDGE AND JUMPS.

EXT - SKYSCRAPER SIDE ON

WE SEE ALAN FALLING.

INT - FLAT

ROBERT HEADS OVER TO THE SOFA AND SITS DOWN

ROBERT
Amateurs.

HE SWITCHES ON THE T.V

(T.V. VOICEOVER)
And now on BBC 1 it's time for another episode of 'The Wright Way'.

EXT - SKYSCRAPER SIDE ON

WE SEE ROBERT FALLING.

END.