Methodical or Methodological Madness

It's a wonderful day today.
Wasn't like that yesterday.
Let me see if I have my wallet.

What if money could fly?
Let me make sure everything is inside.
That boy sure can throw a football.

I wonder why we can't prove Newton's 2nd Law?
I better watch where I'm going.
Wow! Look out for that crack!

That boy should pull up his pants.
No one wants to see his butt crack.
Kids these days.

It seems like yesterday,
When I was passing the old pigskin,
With my old man.

Man, I'm getting old.
Need to work out.
Maybe I'll run tomorrow.

I better hurry up.
The phone store will close soon
And I need to pay my bills or I'm screwed!