The Closet

Good Lord! Chester! Darn cat. Why does he always have to be inside the closet? If there is cat hair in here, so help me!

Ugh. Now let me see. This is going to be the interview of a lifetime so I have to look my best. But what to wear?

You haven't done this in a while, ya know? Do you even have anything to wear?!

Oh God! Don't panic! Don't panic!

There has got to be something in here. Let's start from the back and work our way up. Hmm.

What in the world is this?

And this?!

Is this even mine? It's like a size six! This isn't looking promising, is it? No, no. It'll be alright. Keep looking.

Nope... nope.....

When is the last time I went shopping? Well, I don't work at the poshest of places at the moment, thus the whole reason for the interview tomorrow.

Is this something? It has flowers... and gold buttons. No.

Ha! Found a skirt! Do you really think skin tight, club wear is appropriate?! Probably not.

No! Nuh uh! Nah! UGH! Ok, just sit down and think. What would Teresa do?

She is always so well put together.

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I hate her.

Do you really? No, not really. She is my sister after all. I just want to have my stuff together like she does.

Well, why not get off the floor and do it?

But with what?! My clothes are all from 2006!

What difference should that make to employers, right? I'm there to wow them with my impressive skills and awesome personality!

Now where is the suit I wore to my last interview?

Um, here it is. Now let's try this baby on.

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Chester, where are my keys? Mommy has to go shopping.