One Sided Conversation

How ya doin'? alright

What's your name? puddin' n tame

No, what's your real name? Irene

Your parents still alive? yep

You come here often? nope

You from around these parts? yep

You have a pet? yep

What's his or her name? ole blue

You have a favorite singer? yep

Who is it? ole blue

What do you do for a living? sit around

All day? pretty much

Who would you like to be on a desert island with? robert redbird

If I was to have a cardiac arrest could you do CPR? naw

Could you call 911? yep

What if I was to choke on a bone or something? nope

But, you would dial 911? oh yea

You ever done telemarketing? nope

You should try it. You would be great at!!! really