Life of Russ the Hedgehog episode 1

Moving on, now, with my friends and parents dead, Blaze was the only family I had left. As we were walking to the next city, because remember, we were on our way to still baldy mc. nosehair, we heard explosions, so again, hero instincts, I sprang into action, and evacuated everyone. "Eggman! show your sorry ass!" I yelled. ".......who's eggman?" a voice replied, as a brown echidna appeared. "who are you?" he then asked. "I'm the light in the darkness, the compass in their pockets to guide them, the fireman to save them from a burning building, I am Russ the hedgehog! son of the one and only Sonic the hedgehog!" he then stood there, with an astonished look on his face *cant move for 1 turn* and then says "you by any chance know a Knuckles the echidna?" i then reply with a yes. "I am Mason the echidna, and all the worlds treasures are mine!" Blaze finnally catches up. "Russ! wait up next time for the love of god!" i then say "not now, i need to kick this guy's ass." and we then began to lock in combat. After awhile Mason finnally got knocked out, but the downside I got knocked out as well. When I woke up Mason was still out like a light. "Blaze, is he alright?" she replied with "he'll be fine," so we waited, and waited, and waited, till we got so bored we had some sex -dont judge!- the emmbarresing part was that while we were having sex, Mason woke up and saw us, appearentlly he thought it would be funny to be Mr. silent treatment, and just watch, it wasnt until almost an hour after he woke up I realize that he was watching the whole time. "oh hell no!" I then striked at him, he blocked, and again, we continued fighting *sound familiar?* anyways, meanwhile Blaze is jusy sitting there with a bag of popcorn watching the fight. "this has gone on long enough," she then says, and hits us on the pressure points, knocking us out again. Let me put it this way, this pattern is normal for us nowadays, yeah, Mason is one of us right now, a few years later, Blaze, Mason and I were going to metal city, at that point, the world grand prix was about to begin, so I entered, good thing they provided extreme gear, it turns out ol' eggy entered as well, and when I saw eggman, flashbacks came back *yep, I have post dramatic stress disorder* and as if it was like instinct, I immediatly went into chaos mode, which I call it from now on, and blew up almost everything. But inside me, it was different, it was like I was fighting against somthing, I cant describe its power, it even went beyond me, thats saying somthing. No matter how hard I tried, I couldnt win, but eventually I figured out what I was fighting, the truth. I couldnt believe my parents were really dead, but I tried to face facts and realize the truth, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldnt. *the thing I was fighting represents the truth, and I represent the mind saying "its not true, its impossible"* but then i realized, they're gone, and there isnt a god damn thing I can do to bring them back. And I kept fighting thinking that I can and will bring them back, I eventually snapped out of it, back outside I was normal me, and I was out of energy, I couldnt move, I dont know why, its like everytime I go into chaos mode, I have these black outs, and to this day I still have those black outs. I'm not sure if its a curse, or not. it scares me, i'm scared that one day i'll be in chaos mode and end up hurting Blaze. And eventually I ran off, I didnt want to risk hurting her. As I said before, I ran off, never to be seen or heard from for 10 years!Until one day a grey fox named Jarrett ended up finding me one day while going on a lone mission."Who are you?" I remained silent, "come on little fella, dont be shy," I then snapped at him "ITS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUISNESS! NOW LEAVE OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!" he then replied with "jesus man, calm down, I'm just on a mission Blaze the cat sent me on, she wanted me to find a Russ the hedgehog, she sounded worried sick!" I then have flashbacks flow in like a waterfall, I then say "take me to her," he then leads me to her, turns out she was on the other side of the planet, with her parents. "here you go sir, say, what is your name anyways?" I reply "I'm the person you were looking for," he then exclaims "YOUR RUSS? WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO? quickly, lets get you inside to see Blaze." when we went inside Jarrett said "Blaze! I have a surprise for you!" she comes downstairs in tears, when she saw me she just ran up to me, and we locked into a kiss. she then asked me why I left, in which I explained everything to her. she then yelled "mother, father your son in law is here!" and then two people who looked like a king and queen came downstairs, they then look at me and say "this is your husband? why, he is nothing but a squire!" Blaze then says "he isnt a squire! he is my knight in shining armor! not to mention he knows how to use a sword, I should know, when we were travelling together before he left, he was practicing his swordsmanship with his father's sword, calibur." they then say "wait, is this?" I come into the conversation and say "yep! I'm the son of the one and only Sonic the hedgehog! Russ the hedgehog is the name, and dueling is my game!" i then pull out calibur, Blaze's parents reply "oh my, so its true, the son of sonic is alive, its an honor for you to be the prince of fire" shocked to hear that I look towards Blaze and ask "honey, what are they talking about?" her father then says "Blaze, you didnt tell him yet?" I then say "tell me what?" Blaze then says, "Russ, there is somthing I've been keeping from you, how do I put it........I'm a princess, and you've been my prince" I then say "I know, is that what you've been keeping from me?" astonished she replies "wait, you knew?" I then say "uh, yeah, last time I checked, other than me, the only other person who can use the ability of fire is the princess of fire, which is you." Blaze and her parents, with a smile on their faces say "welcome to the family."