A Celebrity Close Encounter

          Jeri Ryan sits beside Muzzy in his pickup. They are driving
    at night. "I really appreciate this. I can't get any towers up here."
    She speaks breathlessly. "Why would you jog all the way up here?"
    Muzzy queries. "Oh-ah, I usually jog 10 miles a day around my estate."
    Jeri is clearly hiding something. She is scantily dressed with orange
    jogging pants and a green tank shirt. "Strange place to go for a run.
    There's nothing up here, but coyote and moose." Muzzy takes a bit of
    his beef strip and offers some to Megan. She takes a strip from the bag
    and tears off a piece between her brilliant white teeth.
   
            "Well, it's about another hour down to the 7/11 in Kittery.
    Can I ask do you have any new movies planed?" Muzzy sips on a
    Micky-dee's cup of Coca~Cola. "Heh. No projects. I've retired."
    Jeri looks at Muzzy and growls, opening her mouth wide to reveal
    fangs. Muzzy swerves his pickup as he sprays her in the face with
    bear mace. She is ejected from the pickup with a sharp turn.
    Muzzy guns the engine and leaves her in his dust.
    "Shit on a cracker! A shape shifter! How'd that devil know I have a
    crush on Jeri Ryan?" Muzzy shakes his head and makes a cowboy
    yelp.

     
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