Adam's Rib

      I have been blessed with six hernias a cobbler's chest and a curved spine.
      I do not feel superior to anyone. But, I like attractive women.
      I just picked up a copy of Adam's Rib from the Bull Moose in down town
      Portsmouth, New Hampshire.
      I like it. It's funny and thought provoking and it stars Katharine Hepburn
      and Spencer Tracy. I think this is the movie when Tracy started cheating on his
      wife with Kathy. Kind of like The Smiths with Angelina & Mr. Pit.

      Personally, I think equality is a legal term.
      Were all different and there are a lot of losers.
      So, what? Well, the economy of any country depends on productive citizens.
      Do you feel productive? What is your five year plan?
      I don't have one.

      Men and women need rules. There should be a rule that when a man marries
      a women he gets the last word. How else will anything be decided?
      All the guys I know who got married are divorced.
      They did not have any rules and the only last word they got was~

                                      "Yes, your honor."

      I know a guy who is still paying alimony to his ex after the kids have
      married and had kids. Yes, he will be paying for his ex for the rest of his life.
      Is that fair?

      A woman can murder her lover or husband or both and still be acquitted.
      It can be excused as a hormonal imbalance. Lorana Bobitt cut off her man's
      penis and drove out onto the highway to throw it away. She was acquitted.
      So, where is the equality?
      I can't think of a case where a man killed a woman and was acquitted for
      hormonal imbalance. The man has to prove he didn't do it.
      If the glove does not fit, you must acquit.

      This is why I believe women are the deadlier species.
      They can murder with immunity in front witnesses and claim
      PMS or battered women's syndrome or just bat crazy.

      I was asked when I believe an abortion is the taking of a human life.
      I said whatever the woman feels like is okay with me.
      There are tragic stories about mothers with postpartum depression
      drowning the babies and toddlers and shooting the husband ..
      And there acquitted. So, who am I to stop a woman from aborting
      a fetus?
      Jesus! Aren't there enough miserable people in the world?!
      6 billion and counting, the doomsday clock is at 5 minutes to midnight.
      Let them have their abortions.

      I don't want to sound nihilistic, but there is only so much drinkable water.
      And how much oil is left?
      Where is all the crap going to be dumped?
      How much crap can the oceans take?
      It all seems hopeless.

      And the ozone is thinning.. Please, have more abortions.
      Jesus loves you no matter what.
      And babies go directly to Heaven.
      So, is that fair and balanced?

      I've probably offended someone, who wants more babies.
      Adopt!
      Get a puppy!
      How about sending money to starving children in Appalachia?
      Pottery is fun...


      I love women and I like to put my penis inside them and make monkey noises.
      I always wear a condom.
      But, most people in the third world don't. So, we're all screwed.
      I feel like a nap.

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