Re-fried Sawney Bean(s)

Are you hungry for flesh my dear?
          (Gather the children round)

Let's step outside 'cause I smell fear
      (The sound of horses coming)

We'll steal all their wares, let's cut off their skin

So grab all our knives and arm the kids

We're eating Scotsman tonight my dear
                      (I want the fat one)


From his hide I'll make you a hat.


The Sawney Bean Clan, 48 strong

Thieves and cowards they say

We'll feast on your friends, we'll feast on your foes

Make you watch us rip off your wife's clothes


And after we'll drag your corpse home,

Back to the Bean Cave


Are you hungry for flesh my dear?

Let's step outside 'cause I smell fear

We'll steal all their wares, let's cut off their skin

So grab all our knives and arm the kids

We're eating Scotsman tonight my dear.