Chick Fil-A Christians

        "Verily. That was a good witch burning." Master Muzzy smirks at his
        wife.

          "Yes. My husband. But, should we terry? There is a stoning to attend."
          Maybelline smiles back.

          "Oh, yes! I had forgotten. The potter's wife did hold hands with the
          tanner. We must hurry or lose our place at the stoning." Master Muzzy
          and his wife run to the stoning outside Plymouth Plantation.

          "My husband all the good size stones have been taken." Maybelline
          pouts.

          "It is enough that we are present. We must show our moral majority."
          Master Muzzy tosses some pebbles at the adulterers.

          Mayballine smiles at her life mate, "Our daughter has just turned 13.
          She will be married soon by the Elders."

          Master Muzzy respectfully holds his wife's hand with both his hands.
          "Let us pray the Elders chose wisely. They are the shepherds of our flock."
          The good Christian couple walk slowly back to their mud hut.


          Reflections: Many a fool has followed the righteous to Hell.


          Amen Ra . ..