I ain't from Missouri

I'm gonna float down the river just as far as I can go
Then find me a mountain and climb up to the snow
Build me a ladder and climb up to the stars
Then i'll know what makes them glow

You can tell me all you want about how it
works and why it don't..
Or where it went and why it's gone..

Cause I ain't from Missouri  but I need
to be shownnn...

Yea see it with my own-  two - eyessss
or to me it's just a bunch of lies

I,m gonna swim the english channel,turn around
and swim back
I want to sail around the world in a boat named
The Stallion - with flags colored black..
And just like where I started,end up where
I departed...
Then I'll know the world is round - cause I
didn't hear it from some clown..

And you can talk till your blue in the face , bout
all the junk thats floating in outer space  ,  and
why it don't just fall and kill us all...
But I ain't from missouri  -  and I need
to be shownnn...

Yea see it with my own two - eyesss
or to me it's just a bunch of lies...

I think i'll build me an ark, load up two of
everything..then wait for the rain
Or go part the red sea like they said
Moses did..or find a girl named Eve
wearing just a fig leaf..
An if she's pregnant with child - i'll know
it's true we are punished for the rest of time..
Yea men will have to work,and women
bare child...

And call an act so natural a sin,make them
repent or god won't let them in...

Well that's what they tell me how it all
got started..But I didn't see it with my
own two eye's..
So I cannot agree..But they tell me
it's written in a book...
And i'll ask them who wrote It..And I need
to have my own look-Cause I ain't from
Missouri and I need to be shown -

Yea see it with my own two eyessss...
Or to me it's just a bunch of lies...

Well I could write down all i've seen
and tell people that it's true...
And you would see a lot of fools..

Cause I say believe nothing that you
hear and only half of what you you see..