weird things that i think about....

1. why is it i can never be at the place where someone sneezes and breaks a blood vessel in their eye?
Has anyone even seen that happen?

2. Why is it humans get embarrassed seeing someone else naked....but stare when they see a animal in the wild bathing?
Is that not still an invasion of privacy?

3. isn't it strange that when you run over something that you don't see...you get out of the vehicle to see what it is, but when you see something in the road..you push down on the gas?

4. why is it most people talk nasty about their dearest friends....but are totally kind to people they hate?
Why not just be honest in the first place?

5. why is it...when a girl grows her hair out...people call her lovely....if a guy does it..he's a hippie?
Aren't there any women hippies out there?

6. I have seen people who play crossword puzzles for 20 mins...and almost tear their hair out....they play sudoku for 3 hours....and they love it!
Has everyone lost their mind?

7. Why is it when you're writing..and can't think of anything...it's called writers block?
If it's anything else..it's a brain FART.....what's the difference?

8. Why can i never think of a sarcastic thing to say at the moment...but i can when it's two hours later when it's no longer relevant?

9. My chores can wait...not a big deal....someone else puts off their chores...then they are lazy.
Weird huh?

10. why is it i can't stand real singers singing..but i can listen to songs by the chipmunks for hours on end?
Does that seems kinda odd?