Did I miss something?

          So, if you take a bowling ball and feather
          and you drop them from the same height
          in a room with no air; they will hit the floor
          at the same time.

                  GRAVITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WEIGHT!


          This is the irrational law of physics.
          Why should politics make anymore sense?

          The secret service, likes to party with Columbian Prostitutes.
          Prostitution is not illegal in Columbia!
          But, is this a good security tactic?

                    WHO TRAINED THESE YO-YOS?!

          I like Mitt Romney's sex life.
          He had many affairs and divorced.
          Along the way he made a bunch of kids.
          Awesome.

          He also believes that Angels are actively
          involved in our politics.
          These are the Heralds of Mormonism.
          That's why he got into politics
          and wears magical underpants.

          Of course this is nuts.
          But, no one in the Press seems to care.
          Maybe the Angels have hypnotized them?
          I prefer Leprechauns.
          I want their pot of Gold!


          :)