Celebrity Sex

      Sarah Silverman stands naked to the waist, beating a drum with a cloth covered
      drum stick. She has oiled her heavy Jewish breasts.
      This is the secret ceremony of the "Hallway."
      She is waiting to perform a three way with Muzzy and Elizabeth Hasselbeck.
      She waits in the hallway of a Sheraton Hotel.
      Every stand up comedian has performed the "Hallway."
      It is a secret rite of initiation, which Sarah now recreates for Muzzy's
      three way .. private party.

              Elizabeth has shaved her tiny twat and has masturbated several
              times in the tub.
                          "I will squirt for you personally." she chirps like an Alvin Chipmunk.
              Elizabeth stands naked on the shag carpet in the bathroom,
              dripping wet.

    Muzzy's special request for a video is being taped by the VIEW producer
    Barbara Walters. Barbara is wearing a see threw leopard nylon catsuit.
    This is the Playboy side of Barbara's talent..
    Most celebrities enjoy prostituting themselves. It is known as the "Method."
    Muzzy is wearing his Tarzan tunic.
    Sarah Silverman has entered the single bedroom, beating her drum slowly.
    Elizabeth Hasselbeck pulls aside her long brown skirt reaching to Sarah's
    feet and munches on her muffin.
    Sarah continues to beat her drum slowly, missing a beat with orgasmic gasps.

          Muzzy smacks Elizabeth on her naked ass with a tambourine.
          He is sporadically beating the tambourine on his left hand and
          Elizabeth Hasselbeck's right cheek.

    Sarah begins to climax with rapid drum beats and monkey noises.
    Muzzy quickly penetrates her wet mound and beats his tambourine
    above her head.
    Sarah beats her drum furiously as Elizabeth Hasselbeck continues to
    munch on Sarah's muffin.
    Barbara Walters is lying on the floor filming the coupling with a Ladybug
    vibrator strapped to her leopard crotch.
    This is spoken of in show business as the "Closure."

          Every celebrity has had a "Closure."
          They are all professionals.


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