Gator Bait Let me warn you ‘bout what you do ‘Dat boat ‘dare might jus’ fool you ‘Da bottom’s flat for a reason You might tip over, if you go out ‘dis season A pirogue is not to fool wit’ At first you might just want to sit It takes time to learn to stand In ‘dat boat, stay near ‘da land Down on ‘da bayou life is grand Livin’ in ‘da swamp – better ‘dan dry land Before you go, listen an’ wait Udderwise you end up, jus’ gator bait Jus’ gator bait Udderwise you end up, jus’ gator bait You’se better jus’ sit ‘dare an’ wait Doan’ put too much on ‘dat empty plate Udderwise you end up jus’ gator bait Jus’ gator bait ‘Da bayou’s not for ever’body Takes years of learnin’ and keen study ‘Dese folks may seem dumb to you But ‘day know what to do When livin’ in ‘da bayou You’se better now lis’en up Lis’en close and doan’ sip from ‘dat cup Udderwise you end up, jus’ gator bait Jus’ gator bait Udderwise you end up, jus’ gator bait You’se better jus’ sit ‘dare an’ wait Doan’ put too much on ‘dat empty plate Udderwise you end up jus’ gator bait Jus’ gator bait All ‘dem years of high priced school Down here now, who’s ‘da fool Doan’ go off wit’ ‘dat attitude Or else you end up sum’body’s food You’se better jus’ sit ‘dare an’ wait Doan’ put much stock in ‘dat lucky fate Udderwise you end up jus’ gator bait Jus’ gator bait LeBuert 2012 ![]() |