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Rated: 13+ · Short Story · Occult · #1854334
First I must gain favor with the Thetians.
                This is an important time in this country's evolution.
      Have you noticed how many seven foot people there are?
      These are the Thetians. This almost immortal race has traveled
      from a distant planet to assimilate into our culture. They appear to be
      human accept for their extraordinary height. I saw a female Thetian recently.
      She was a blond beauty in Inuit boots. I could feel her powerful mind as I
      admired her firm butt. I asked her telepathically, who would be a good
      president. She said Obama would be reelected.

                He has gained the trust of the women voters.

      Republicans are trapped by their commitment to right wing Christian
      agenda. They are obsessed with revoking a woman's reproductive rights.
      They want to return to the era of segregation and gun boat diplomacy.
      The untold secret about the deficit is it is caused by our own industrial
      military complex. Billions are spent on ray guns, but no money can be found
      for rebuilding American jobs. What a con.

                The Thetian also told me telepathically that Mitt Romney has many
        skeletons in his closet; that have been reported on since the 1980's in the
        Boston Globe and Phenix. Romney's religious upbringing allows him to have
        several illegitimate children with underage girls. His faith is racist and
        documented by the Mormon founder John Smith and succeeding elders.
        The Mormons believe in the curse of Shem by Noah. Noah cursed his son
        with black skin, because he deceived him. Romney has always bended to
        whims of the Democrats in Massachusetts, which is also well documented.
        He is not conservative.

              I could only glimpse the majesty of the brave world to come in
        the tall Thetian woman. Her mind was overpowering and I lusted for her ample
        bosom and magnificent camel toe. How many wonders are to come?
        When this race of giants is free to reveal all their glory, every knee will
        bend. The Thetian asked me to call her after the elections for dinner
        and breakfast. I smiled broadly and nodded yes.

        Ahmen.

        ~~~
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