A Teenage Girl's Apocalypse - Chapter 1

It's morning. Suddenly, my phone goes off.
♪  7 am waking up in the morning, gotta be fresh, gotta go dow--- ♪
I shut my phone-alarm up. I look at the date. December 21st. 2012.
”Great, it's the day of the apocalypse and the first thing I hear is Rebecca Black. ” I say to myself. ”What's the LAST thing I'm gonna hear, freakin' Justin Bieber? Ugh, I don't even wanna think about that little boy that may or may not have raped Selena Gomez.” I giggle. “And why the hell is my alarm-tone Friday? Ah whatever. Ironically it's Friday too.”
Seeing as this could be the last day I'll be alive, I quickly get out of bed and get dressed. I don't even bother to take a shower. It's not like my corpse needs to smell good, I think to myself.

As I walk downstairs to go get breakfast, I think to myself:  How's the world gonna end? Aliens? Hell freezing over? A judgment from God? Then I just stop thinking about it and make myself some orange juice and a sandwich with Nutella and cheese. I gulp it up as fast as I can because I want to do so much stuff today. The day I die.
But first I just turn on the tv and go through the channels. Eventually, I take a glance at my clock.
“Oh shit! I gotta go to school!"  I shout when I quickly run outside, hop on my bike and cycle to school as fast as I can. Normally, we would have off from school. But we got a new principal who doesn't give a crap about Christmas or New Year's or any holiday at all. He believes that holidays are just a waste of time that could be spend on learning. At least he's forced to give us semester break. Else we would be screwed. That man's heart is just a black hole.
When I arrive at school my best friend is waiting for me.  ”OMG I'M SO EXCITED!” she screams.
”Hey to you too, Nora.” I say. ”So what are you so happy about?”
”The new Justin Bieber album is out!” she yells.
So, this is my best friend Nora Rauren. As you'd have probably guessed she's like the biggest Bieber fan ever.
”The fuck do I care” I say.
”Do you always have to curse so much?” she asks me.
”Oh, fuck yes!” I respond.
Oh yeah, and she doesn't like cursing.
The bell rings.
”Just don't curse so much, okay? We should get to class now.”
“Yeah, Mr. Forman can be really strict. Ugh, him and his hate for holidays...”
Biology class starts and we have our favorite teacher: Ms. Valentine. She prefers to be called Holly though.
Everyone gets their books out of their bags but then Ms. Valentine stops us.
“Everyone, you don't need your books today. Today I'm going to be teaching you about... sex.”
Everyone in the classroom gasped. Then there was laughter. Mostly from the guys. Of course. Perverts that they are. Can't say I'm not pervy myself though.
“Now, I see how you kids can see this is something funny but we're mostly gonna talk about a serious problem... STD's” Ms. Valentine says. The whole classroom shuts up. No one's giggling anymore.
So Holly starts talking about STD's and even shows pictures of what can happen if you get certain STD's.
Some people actually throw up from some of the pictures. Nora is about to puke herself, even though she tried to look away the whole time, but Holly forced her to look. But then everyone's saved by the bell.
“Well, lucky we survived that” I say.
~~ End of Chapter 1 ~~