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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Adult · #1805716
There's someone for everyone, if you only know where to look.
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Dear nyninchizupya,
Over my dead body.
Never before have I seen such an
'orrible profile picture.
Totally gross!

Whether or not your trouser snake
Resembles your handle at all,
I am not interested in having
The thing anywhere near me.
Even if you paid me.

Perhaps you should try
Offering your services as an
Elephant man look-alike.
The time-honored freak show is due for a
Revival sometime soon.

Yours never, irootne1.
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