Close Encounters Of The Sick Kind

Once upon a whatchamacallit a small flying saucer from the planet Cumtwatter flew into the air space of Upper-Mingepiece, a tiny Oxfordshire back-water unworthy of any intelligent being's interest. Inside the alien vessel were four three foot tall green e.t. humanoids with big black eyes, yeah 'those' little fuckers! Their names were, Fark, Purgle, Gink and Pooter, quite respectable names on their planetoid, on Earth laughable. Their mission on this world, to get jiggy-wit-it with anything female that would let 'em, the horny little suckers!

As luck would have it, a porn movie was being made in Lord Mingeley's mansion, as due to gambling the old twat had to make money anyway he could,even if it meant hiring out his ancient family pile to working-class pornsters ,ooer, sounds painful, Mrs! The short-arse aliens nookie sensors went into over-load detecting all that Earth Pussy, and they were in through the window before you could say, Cumtwatter, not that ya would probably want to.

They stunned the male studs and director with small, hand-held guns, then homed in on the grade A Poontang. The hot chicks didn't look too happy about the strange turn of events but when they saw the size of the small off-worlders Shlongs they soon changed their minds! 'You take the blonde babe, Gink,' Ordered Fark. 'Purgle, Pooter you latch onto the small breasted Brunette and Ginger bird and I'm going to wrap my laughing tackle around the over-sized melons of this black honey, all in the name of inter-galactic science of course !' 
 
'I love it when he talks dirty! 'Smirked Pooter as he Jack-hammered into the ginger ho. The sexy slut came almost instantly and not surprisingly with a foot of green trouser snake up her wet snatch! 

Purgle banged into the beautiful Brunette Doggy-style and his little green ass was a blur, causing the babe to moan in pleasure. 'Oh fuck me, you vile little man, 'She implored. 

'Like, you have to ask twice?! 'Grimaced the ugly little twat, moving into warp speed, causing the chick's Flange to squirt. 'Oh,that's never happened to me before!' She breathed heavily. 

'You've obviously been riding the wrong aliens, then!' He replied.

Fark began making whoopee with the tall,Amazonian black babe, called LaShelle and what he did to her was so warped it can't be described here, needless to say it involved a jug of home-made custard and an over-sized stick o' Rhubarb, his!

Anyway, there is a happy ending to this sad little story, as all the alien crew members died of the Clap, thus halting a potentially life-threatening invasion!