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Rated: E · Poetry · How-To/Advice · #1792673
Everything you need to know to be an Alien!
Fly in a U.F.O.

Hide from Earthlings

Eat creepy foods

Have green skin

Wear shiny clothes

Live on Mars

Speak in a freaky language

Blow up random planets

Land on Earth

Be a myth
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