Unknown Substances in Random Containers

You should know what you’re gonna say before you open your mouth.
I’m not terribly familiar with the details of your life.
Perfection is boring.
Watch it. Laugh. Feel disappointed all over again.
I really hope you learn to get over your insecurities.
They are constrained by the speed of light.
Smile. The world is yours.
The flock of birds was particularly loud and bothersome.
You wear hats when you run?
Perfection is uninteresting.
Peaceeeee bitch.
If this message sounds slightly condescending that is most likely because it should.
Well at least it changed your life.
If not hot button issues, what are they called?
Make a map of what you see.
… is the greatest of all evils. Resist it danielle.
But as you said, fuck brown.
Ya I called your name.
And the more that I discover this is true the more interesting you become.
But…it’s in our blood.
Weak sauce.
Can we please get married?
Uphill both ways in the rain and the snow.
And next time we'll just harl.
Think her eyes got swollen?
I stare whenever I’m with you.
I feel like they would be a hindrance.
Today’s not a good day to send the sad one.
I hope you are reading this in my voice because I feel it will add sincerity to it.
HAVE YOU NO SOUL, WOMAN?
Lol she’s an asshole.
Come on kids, it happens.
I mean, it’s me and you.
Yea what’s wrong with that picture?
I love it there.
Amen.