Magic!

The door opens.

A wooden table. Rectangular, brown, four legs.

With a blinding shower of multicoloured sparks he rushes into the room, cape swirling, wand twirling! Purple hat skew-wiff, green laces undone,  yellow shirt untucked. The wizard laughs and sings at the top of his voice - out of tune but effusing enthusiasm. His arms wave and clouds of glitter burst forth - silver, gold, sky-blue-pink! Fireworks rocket around the room, screeching and trailing pink fluff behind them. The man leaps and spins, hops and skips!

He stops.

A wooden table. Rectangular, brown, four legs.

The wizard hangs his head and leaves the room.

The door closes.