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For creative writing: ways to move a heavy book into a different room.
1. You blow it.
2. Kick it.
3. Yell at it until it moves.
4. Drag it.
5. Make freshmen move it.
6. Politely ask it to move.
7. Harrass it until it moves.
8. Put it on a rocket.
9. You don't.
10. Purchase sled dogs.
11. Drive it.
12 Telekenesis.
13. CHUCK NORRIS.
14. Bribe it.
15. Punt that sh*t!
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