Counting?

one two,
one two three,
one two,
now i see,

one two,
one two three,
one two,
what to be?,

one two,
one two four,
one two,
I close the door,

one two,
hiccup achoo!,
three four,
you're mother's a whore,

one one,
two two,
three three,
who is who?,

derppa derpa dink,
derpa derpa donk,
rinka dinka dink,
dinky dinky donk,

hiccup achoo,
god bless you,
hiccdown achoo,
devil bless me,

i have one eye?,
no you do not!,
i have two eyes?,
three eyes you have!,

Hello D.P.G!