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Rated: ASR · Short Story · Contest Entry · #1705903
So boring that it won FIRST PLACE!! I'll have to make my next entry even more boring.
He sighed. Boring childhood, boring education, boring career, boring retirement. Even his death would probably be boring. Then, a pale young woman sat down next to him. "We need you", she whispered. She bit his neck, and as his mortal lifeblood caressed her lips he heard a voice inside his head: Even vampires need accountants.

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Submitted for consideration Won first place in: "The Hint Fiction Contest" Open in new Window.
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